I am a cusp between Messi & Rooney – Messi not in mad skills but in midget height – Rooney not in machismo but in ugliness. Born with no deformities but a Gift – thought Xenophobia was a gift – hated doctors & nurses instantaneously – But soon realized I hated All Mankind with equal vengeance – A bloody Misanthrope – Futbal came to my rescue & became my soulmate – It was like Calvin & Hobbes – In spirit & uselessness.

I was mind-blowingly pathetic in academics – had no friends – A fact misanthropic lunatic can’t complain but cherish – But the levels of my human phobia were so high that I turned a legendary almost gay; team sport like futbal into a narcissistic loner (Read: Loser). I played against a mute brick wall.

I got married to a quadruple divorced rich lady – whom no one wanted to touch. We made love (Yikes) & had quadruplets (Karma) – I got bored & filed for divorce – I got it; as judge adjudged her to be boring at par with Dalai Lama.

I got thick suitcases of money in settlement for alimony. I didn’t have friends, had family but didn’t like, didn’t have greed, didn’t know what to do with all the stashed cash. I mean there is a limit to the numbers futbals one can buy.  This was June 2009.

A year later, came Now – June 2010 – I bought a full à la carte package for the World Cup 2010 in the former apartheid stricken South Africa.

On the Airport Cape Town, I bumped into the French National Squad (looked more African) & officials – Bonjour Monsieur – Someone said to me, who was trying to build rapport as my dark complexion made me look home-grown – I ignored in my patent arrogance – Who was the star here by the way –

Italians were on the same flight – I was pampering myself with Business Class on Alimony-money – That rhymes like Jingle Bell Jingle All the Way. Excuse my humor-less-humor -

German octopus sat on the seat next to mine (because I despised human company) – He whispered to me – (No one knows this until I make this revelation) – “Both French & Italians will get the boot in the premier round. French will bicker within & Italian-Stallion will bite dust” those were his divine words. 

By now Paul is too famous – the number of assassination threats is a record already. Rumor has it that Israel’s infamous Hit Squad has been loaned by Argentine Mafia to take-out Paul. Al Qaeda has offered protection; in return they ask Paul’s help in taming The Iron Man – Al Qaeda actually believes Iron Man is real – Holy Cow

The video of the game between Uruguay & France became a smash hit with Insomnia Patients – Initial response has been spectacular – we could be on the verge of a major scientific/sport break-through. 

English drew with 12 men Yanks – Robert Green was Man-Of-Match for USA. Speculation is that Green secured a 7 figure deal with a butter/margarine giant in USA after the showcase of his naturally buttery fingers.

Indians leaped in Joy as German babies over-ran the sledging nemesis World Champion (Cricket of course) Aussie Socceroos. Oz media blamed Home-Sickness & trashy African Beer – Aussies sorely missed Fosters’ Long Necks. Red Carded Cahill & Kewell put their dis-appointment in best words when they spoke in Tandem with an African Beer in one hand – “F%$#ing oath – Where’s the Froth” 

Forlan’s brace sealed South Africa’s fate – I ran out of air but didn’t stop blowing my special edition Vuvuzela (all on Ali-money) – Vuvuzela has come to the rescue of long-suffering sissy husbands from their evil incessantly blabbering Fat wives. 

Lampard scored but assistant referee’s mind was elsewhere trying to score. English were shown where they belonged, in History & soon Argentine bubble was burst by the German Infants who showed no teething troubles.

Maradona’s dream of streaking across Buenos Aires was shattered. He wasn’t truly worried about Argentina winning; He just wanted the Argentine people to see his waxed hard buttocks.

Paraguayans were buoyed by Sleep with One & All offer by some depraved lass. Spaniards weren’t choking anymore (No hidden meanings) – Paraguay went down without scoring (literally too) & watching her Nude on paper was the minor consolation.

Suarez brought back the fond memories of Cheating & Getting Away – He became the Hand of God Volume 2 – This One Saves (against – Maradona’s Hand of God Volume 1 – This One Scores)

Another Diego (Forlan) became the Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar of Uruguay & cruised an otherwise mediocre ship before watching it sink under the wrath of Oranje Ocean led by sailor Robben.

German just borns were spanked about by the Spain’s First Ever Non Choking Squad. Paul had asked for black commando security cover before the Final Whistle. In Rishikesh; India, a temple of Paul Octopus Baba was already underway.

The Grande Finale felt like American Football League Final. Dutch tried hard to cover their inferiority with barbarity. Eventually, Ineista Scored & I jumped in Joy only to fall back on my seat to realize I resided in the middle of Oranje Gangsters. But I wasn’t scared – I was ecstatic – I had overcome the human phobia – I was happy for someone – I was happy for the Best Team who deserved the Cup – It was forever due & it was about time to state the cliché.

South Africa showed that even if their Home-grown teams suck, They have heart & they have the acumen, their organization of the Cup was matchless. World Cup Twenty-Ten opened many doors & showed the mighty can fall if they lack the Three-C’s Concord (French), Courage (Italians) & Conviction (England).

I am no more a Misanthrope – All credit to Futbal – To Sports – Sport has no religion – It is like Super-Glue – It binds us all, even those who have nothing in common – It makes us realize that we’re infact ONE –

Brazil 2014 – I am Coming – With my Quadruplets sans Fat Wife & the Paraguayan depraved lass – & yet again on Ali-money

Naturally, there are all sorts of risks associated with all outsourcing, not just with your blog: you could get scammed or find your work has been plagiarized in some way or another. If you do decide to outsource your blog you do need to ensure you research the outsourcing company thoroughly and ensure they adhere to an acceptable ethical code. Personally, when it comes to my blog, I would much rather be responsible for writing that myself.

However, if time precludes me actually having time to put pen to paper, the next best thing would be to make my own notes and then to pass these over – lock, stock and barrel – to a reputable outsourcing company to put my notes into some semblance of order and to write them up into a coherent article that I can then publish as my blog. I would prefer to outsource my blog than some more sensitive work that could cause harm to my business if, for some reason, it went astray or it was plagiarized or if there was some other issue that was likely to compromise the security of my business.

Often, when it comes to small businesses, it is necessary to pay to outsource work: many small businesses have limited budgets and few personnel to carry out many essential tasks associated with maintaining a viable business. If it’s a direct choice between outsourcing and employing staff that will somehow damage the budget of a small company then, regardless of the gamble, outsourcing simply has to be worth those risks. Before outsourcing your work you need to be completely sure that it is not possible for this work to be carried out by personnel already working in your own firm. However, for small businesses that don’t employ any personnel, outsourcing is often the best and only way forward.

There are only so many hours in a day and if, for instance, you are busy manufacturing a bespoke item that is not able to be made by another person, then it is more cost-effective for you to get on with that and to outsource your paperwork, website design and any writing to others whose main job such things are.

Weighing up the advantages and disadvantages as elicited above, the pros and cons of outsourcing your blog appear to be more of a personal issue than something set in stone – some of which boils down to how much you actually want to spend time in writing that blog of yours. If you know you are good at writing and enjoy writing your blog, no matter how short of time you are, you are going to make the time to accomplish a task that is particularly enjoyable to you. However, if you find blog-writing a total anathema to you, then outsourcing your blog is clearly the only [and obvious] way forward.

Rakesh Sharma Jack, MD AurumWriters, is a freelance writer, web content writer, ebook writer and SEO writer who also maintains his blog . AurumWriters has a close-knit team of highly trained, experienced and skilled professionals from corporate and entrepreneurial world to deliver quality work products, on schedule and at reasonable rates. If you feel his team can be of any assistance to you, visit: http://AurumWriters.com

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It’s a well-known fact of life that it is easier to deal with a single person on a face-to-face basis than it is to deal with an anonymous company which employs a number of staff and which, by definition, results in a turnover of staff from time to time as people move on in their careers. By the time a person decides to become freelance invariably they have done all the moving-on necessary for their careers and, by using a freelancer you will be able to establish a degree of stasis.

While there is always going to be a place in business for the Web-designing companies that employ many personnel, for my money I would always use a freelance Web Designer through personal choice. One of the reasons for this is that, when I need work done on my website, I want to be able to reach the same person who worked on my site before – not one of their colleagues to whom I would have to explain all my likes and dislikes all over again.

My freelance Web Designer knows perfectly well that I hate video and sound on my website – and I have absolutely no intention to explain all over again that ‘Yes, I know it’s cool, but it’s my website and I don’t want it – and no, I don’t really need to explain why’. It wastes my time and, when running any small business, time is precious. Contact any freelancer and they will know you by your first name and should be able to recall your site in their minds as you talk to them on the phone – I say ‘should’: if they can’t you might be advised to go elsewhere anyway! With a freelance Web Designer you are buying an individual approach to the design of your website: in fact, your website will become part of their portfolio so you know they are going to do a good job for you.

When researching this article to write I visited two Web Designers featured on Google. Both were freelancers and both had years of experience. The first one I clicked on, I stayed on that site for less than 2 seconds – in fact, I didn’t even wait around for that person’s site to fully load. The second site I visited I spent 20 minutes on the site, reading the information there in detail and, had I been looking for a freelance Web Designer at this present time, I would most certainly have chosen this person – without even having the knowledge of cost.

While these were both freelance Web Designers, I know the designer on the first site would have produced exactly what I asked for. I suspect the designer on the second site may have been attempting to move into the freelance market from being employed by a web design company. The first company was all about what they could do for me: the second company appeared to project more about how my work could further their career. Perhaps I am being unfair, but that is how I perceive the work from designers employed by a web design company: give me a freelancer every time!

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He added “High-speed rail is a vital part of a modern, dynamic economy. By slashing journey times, high-speed rail can drive economic growth and boost jobs. It would also take cars and lorries off the road, reduce domestic flights and release capacity on the existing rail network, transforming services even for those communities not served directly by a high-speed line. It is the low-carbon, sustainable transport of the future,”

Very soon the talks for building the high speed rail system will be initiated after discussing the proposal with the UK government. Coucher says that the new rail system will be affordable and simple to operate.

Coucher said “Achieving a significant modal shift from air to rail has to be one of the core objectives of the development of high-speed rail. “There should be the minimum possible disruption to passengers during the construction period and funding for high-speed rail should not be at the expense of investment in the existing network,”

Passengers and freight users who have been longing for an additional rail service can hugely benefit from the new high speed rail service.

Full Story: High-speed rail system envisaged for the UK
Source: Engineering News, April 9, 2010

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